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Sunday, September 10, 2006

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Imagine a pig's face. Maybe you've seen the episode of Mythbuster's where they test the "catching a bullet in the mouth" fantasy with the head of a pig. For you, this task will not be difficult. Now mentally remove the skull and teeth and all other internal organs from this pig face, leaving you with a flappy mask that Leather Face might resort to when the town can no longer trap unsuspecting teenagers. Now put that pig face mask into something like the car compacter machines from cartoons, rendering a jelly-like cube, a conglomerate of pig cheek, ear, forehead, snout, and neck flab. Slice and serve.

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