Let the Engrish Begin!

Inspired by my friends recent discovery of a shirt that featured a picture of a chic, Asian woman and the word 'Rolita,' I went on my own hunt for crazy English. Spring is almost here, and the shirts are only just starting to make their way out. With the help of Caroline, Blake, and InHee, I managed to find some good one's for you. Here's the first batch of Engrish shirts:

Always
Hear
White
& Clean

Sometings
Taste
Favorite Somtthings

KEEPERS
Black History
Boel Team

We
Hood
We
Votin
& Throwin
It Up!

MUST BUY
CATALOGUE
ptesents by
YUKA WATANABE

Take Life
with a
Grain of,
Sait

never want
to play
the games
that people

Tea
Orange juice
Doughnut...
Sometime
You HUG me
Sometime
You do not

Superlative
Conspiracy

TOM AND JERRY
That friendly mouse
may tell the cat

EALTH

Low Carbohydrate Pale Ale
LOW
'C'
For Beerdrinkers
with a Weight Problem

FRANKENSTATE
Routo
HYC
66
BASKETBALL
It doesn't take too much high
IQ's to see what you're doing to me

5 MILE
HEAVEN
SUNSHINE

Gaudi Picaso Demi

We

LOVE

not war

Can't Unaware of the Evil
IN THE
WORLD
deuce

DONKEY
The mud houses, cave dwellings, and donkey carts on the parched
landscape do not fit the image of China whose frantic development
has catapulted its economy to the fourth largest int he world.

Peyote

MINUTEMEN
MEATPUPPETS
DESCENDENTS
ANGST